sometimes when i don’t know how to cheer people up i send them pictures of puppies because i mean who doesn’t love puppies

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD

WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

futuresushi: yard sard

snookidoughicecream:

what does the trans in trans fat mean???

transformers fat???

transgender fat???

transparent fat???

transylvania fat???

we jsut dont know